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Sing along to the 'Greatest Twits' CD:

All lyrics and songs: The Scotty and Lulu Partnership. 1999

01.
Scotty and Lulu - Chums!
02. Five Silly Clowns
03. Ain't it Great to be Crazy!
04. Rockin' Rollin' Pirate Ship
05. The Wriggle and Twist
06. Ooooh Yuk!
07. Three Little Speckled Frogs
08. Treasure Hunt
09. Ten Little Aliens

10. Swimming in the Swimming Pool
11. A Sailor Went to Sea
12. You Can do Anything
13. Splashing in the Puddles
14. Tail of Tam the Whale
15. Animal Olympics
16. Alien Rock
17. Let's Play
18. Aitken Drum
19. Creatures of the Earth
20. Another New Adventure
21. Five Little Wizards
22. Agent '97
23. The Alphabet Rap
24. Beans
25. Thanks to Everyone

1)Scotty and Lulu - Chums!

I'm Lulu, he's Scotty,
Lovely but he's really quite naughty.
I'm Scotty, he's Lulu,
He's the one that's really quite mad!
We're the spirits of summer,
Running wild and free the whole day through.
We're the kids of the forest,
Doing what we want to do.

Together, forever,
Climbing trees and jumping in rivers.
We're best friends, til the very end,
A friendship that's stronger than mud.
We're the spirits of summer,
Running wild and free the whole day through.
We're the kids of the forest,
Doing what we want to do.
. .CHUMS!

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2) Five Silly Clowns

Five silly clowns bouncing on the bed.
One fell off and he bumped his head.
Along came the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more silly clowns bouncing on the bed!"

Four silly clowns bouncing on the bed.
One fell off and he bumped his head.
Along came the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more silly clowns bouncing on the bed!"

Three silly clowns bouncing on the bed.
One fell off and he bumped his head.
Along came the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more silly clowns bouncing on the bed!"
Two silly clowns bouncing on the bed.
One fell off and he bumped his head.
Along came the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more silly clowns bouncing on the bed!"

One silly clown bouncing on the bed.
He fell off and bumped his head.
Along came the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more silly clowns bouncing on the bed!"

One silly doctor bouncing on the bed.
He fell off and bumped his head.
Along came the clowns and the clowns said,
"No more doctors bouncing on the bed!"

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3) Ain't it Great to be Crazy!

A horse and a flea and three blind mice,
Sat on a cushion eating rice.
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea.
"Whoops" said the flea there's a horse on me.
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!
Giddy, foolish the whole day through.
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!

Way up north where there's ice and snow.
There lived a penguin who's name was Joe.
He got so tired of black and white,
He wore pink slacks to the dance that night.
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!
Giddy, foolish the whole day through,
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!

Way down south where bananas grow.
A flea stood on an elephants toe.
The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!
Giddy, foolish the whole day through,
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!

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4) Rockin' Rollin' Pirate Ship

We're on a rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
A rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
Swaying like this, waving like that.
Gathering up the sails, while the wind wails.
We're on a rockin' rollin' pirate ship,
A rockin' rollin' pirate ship.

We're on a rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
A rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
Swaying like this, waving like that,
Gathering up the sails, while the wind wails.
We're on a rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
A rockin' rollin' pirate ship.

When the seas are rough,
The going get's tough,
Call for Captain Scotty.
When the wind starts to howl,
And the waves snarl and growl,
Call for Captain Lulu.

We're on a rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
A rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
Swaying like this, waving like that.
Gathering up the sails, while the wind wails.
We're on a rockin' rollin' pirate ship.
A Rockin', Rollin',
Boppin', Bowlin',
Stoppin', stolen' - Stolen?
A rockin' rollin' pirate ship.

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5) The Wriggle and Twist

Turn on the music! Bang on the drums!
Up on your feet kiddies, daddies and mums,
This is a dance that you all can do,
It's called the wriggle and twist.

Raise your arms and clap your hands!
Turn around and touch the ground!
Jump up high! Touch the sky!
Oh baby,
Do the wriggle and twist!
Let's do the wriggle and twist Oh baby,
Do the wriggle and twist!
Let's do the wriggle and twist

Stretch your legs and stamp your feet!
Wiggle your fingers to the groovy beat!
Shake your thighs and blink your eyes!
Let's do the wriggle and twist Oh baby,
Do the wriggle and twist!
Let's do the wriggle and twist Oh baby,
Do the wriggle and twist!
Let's do the wriggle and twist!

Raise your arms! Clap your hands!
Turn around! Touch the ground!
Jump up high! Touch the sky!
Let's do the wriggle and twist Oh baby,
Do the wriggle and twist!
Let's do the wriggle and twist Oh baby,
Do the wriggle and twist!
Let's do the wriggle and twist
Do the wriggle and twist!
Let's do the wriggle and twist Oh baby,
Do the wriggle and twist!
Yeah, yeah, let's do the wriggle and twist

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6) Ooooh Yuk!

Worms in your wellies, frogs in your bed.
Squelchy mud and slimey slugs,
And monsters in your head.
A skunk has gone a spraying,
You know what I am saying,
The smell of socks, it really shocks.
Ooooh yuk!

Melted chocolate in your pocket,
Cobwebs in your face.
Squashed bananas and soggy stew,
It's really a disgrace.
A skunk has gone a spraying.
You know what I am saying.
The smell of socks, it really shocks.
Ooooh yuk! Ooooh yuk!

There's a smell of something cooking,
It's time to go a snooping.
Through the house, shhh like a mouse,
And follow that scrummy smell.
The oven is a humming.
I think there's something coming.
Puddings and buns and biscuit crumbs.
Ooooh yum!

Ice creams in the summer.
Tea cakes by the pool.
Daffodils and spring like smells,
They really are quite cool.
The oven is a humming.
I think there's something coming.
Puddings and buns and biscuit crumbs.
Ooooh yum! Ooooh yum!

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7) Three Little Speckled Frogs

Three little speckled frogs
Sat on a speckled log,
Eating the most delicious bugs. Yum yum!
One jumped into the pool,
Where it was nice and cool.
Then there was only two.

Two little speckled frogs
Sat on a speckled log,
Eating the most delicious bugs. Yum yum!
One jumped into the pool,
Where it was nice and cool.
Then there was only one.

One little speckled frog
Sat on a speckled log,
Eating the most delicious bugs. Yum yum!
One jumped into the pool,
Where it was nice and cool.
Then there were no speckled frogs.

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8) Treasure Hunt

We're going on a treasure hunt.
We're going on a treasure hunt.
We're not scared, we're not scared.
Cos it's a lovely day, it's a lovely day.
Oh oh! What? A groggy boggy swamp!
Oh no! With crocodiles in it.
We can't go over it, we can't go under it,
we can't go round it,
We'll have to swim through the swamp!

We're going on a treasure hunt.
We're going on a treasure hunt.
We're not scared, we're not scared.
Cos it's a lovely day, it's a lovely day.
Oh oh! What?
A big field with long swishy grass.
Watch out for the snakes!
We can't go over it, we can't go under it,
We can't go round it,
We'll have to swish through the grass!

We're going on a treasure hunt,
We're going on a treasure hunt.
We're not scared, we're not scared.
Cos it's a lovely day, it's a lovely day.
Oh oh! What?
Squelchy mud with bugs and slimey slugs.
Watch out for the mosquitoes!
we can't go under it,
We can't go round it,
We'll have to squelch through the mud!

We're going on a treasure hunt,
We're going on a treasure hunt.
We're not scared, we're not scared.
Cos it's a lovely day, it's a lovely day.
Oh oh! What? A cave! With treasure in it.
We can't go over it, we can't go under it,
We can't go round it,
We'll have to go inside the cave!

We've been on a treasure hunt.
We've been on a treasure hunt.
We weren't scared, we weren't scared.
It was a lovely, a lovely day.

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9) Ten Little Aliens

One little, two little, three little aliens,
Four little, five little six little aliens,
Seven little, eight little, nine little aliens.
Ten little alien boys and girls.

Oohh! Oohh! The alien tune,
The alien tune from an alien moon.
Oohh! Oohh! The alien tune,
The alien tune from an alien moon.

One little, two little, three little aliens,
Four little, five little six little aliens,
Seven little, eight little, nine little aliens .
Ten little alien boys and girls.
Oohh! Oohh! The alien tune,
The alien tune from an alien moon.
Oohh! Oohh! The alien tune,
The alien tune from an alien moon.

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10) Swimming in the Swimming Pool

Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool.
When days are hot, days are cold
In the swimming pool.
Breaststroke, front crawl, fancy diving too.
Don't you ever wish that's all you ever had to do?

Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool.
When days are hot, days are cold
In the swimming pool,
Breast stroke, front crawl, fancy diving too.
Don't you ever wish that's all you ever had to do?
I'm the shark having a lark,
In the swimming pool,
So don't jump in when you see a fin,
A very sensible rule.

Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool.
When days are hot, days are cold
In the swimming pool.
Breaststroke, front crawl, fancy diving too,
Don't you ever wish that's all you ever had to do?
Don't you ever wish that's all you ever had to do?

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11) A Sailor Went To Sea

A sailor went to sea , sea, sea,
To see what he could see, see, see.
And all that he could see, see, see,
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea.

A sailor went to ear, ear ear,
To see what he could hear, hear, hear.
And all that he could hear, hear, hear,
Was the bottom of the deep blue ear, ear, ear.

A sailor went to nose, nose, nose,
To see what he could nose, nose, nose.
And all that he could nose, nose, nose,
Was the bottom of the deep blue nose, nose, nose.

A sailor went to tum, tum, tum,
To see what he could tum, tum, tum.
And all that he could tum, tum, tum,
Was the bottom of the deep blue tum, tum, tum.

A sailor went to see, me, toe,
To see what he could see, me, toe.
And all that he could see, me, toe,
Was the bottom of the deep blue see, me, toe.

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12) You can do Anything.

I'm a king, you're a queen.
Quite the prettiest I've ever seen.
Bow down low, curtsy slow,
Dance amongst the falling snow.
Dance, dance, in your dreams.
You can do most anything.
Dance, dance, in your dreams.
You can do most anything.
Reach up high. Touch the sky
Spread your wings and you can fly.
Oh so high, fairy fly,
Floating oh so gently by.
Fly, fly, flap your wings.
You can do most anything.
Fly, fly, flap your wings.
You can do most anything.

Tiny seed, crouch down low.
Oh so small get ready to grow.
Rain falls down, sunshine smiles.
Little tree stretch on for miles.
Stretch, grow little bean.
You can do most anything.
Stretch, grow little bean.
You can do most anything.

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13) Splashing in the Puddles

Rain on the window, rain in the sky.
Bored little faces, mischief in their eyes.
On with the wellies, pick up all your boats.
We don't need umbrellas,
But don't forget your coats.
Splash, splash, splash in the puddles,
Splashing in the puddles with you.
We're going to splash, splash,
Splash in the puddles.
Splashing in the puddles with you.

Rain on the houses, rain on the trees.
Rain on the animals, rain on you and me.
Splash, splash, splash in the puddles,
Splashing in the puddles with you.
We're going to splash, splash,
Splash in the puddles.
Splashing in the puddles with you.
Off with the wellies, pick up all the boats.
Into the bath with bubbles and soap,

Splash, splash, splash in the bubbles.
Splashing in the bubbles with you.
We're going to splash, splash,
Splash in the bubbles.
Splashing in the bubbles with you.

On with pyjamas, it's story time in bed.
We're not going to sleep yet,
We're going to cuddle ted.
Time, time, for cuddles.
It's time for cuddles with you,
Time, time, for cuddles,
And dreams of puddles for you.

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14) Tail of Tam the Whale

The tail of Tam the whale it splashes in the sea,
Splashes in the sea, splashes in the sea.
The tail of Tam the whale it splashes in the sea,
And sinks the sailing boat.
Tail of Tam the whale, tail of Tam the whale,
Splashes in the sea.
The tail of Tam the whale it splashes in the sea,
And sinks the sailing boat.

Gigantic jolly giants live way up in the clouds,
Way up in the clouds, way up in the clouds.
Gigantic jolly giants live way up in the clouds,
In castles made of snow.
Jolly giants oh, jolly giants oh,
In castles made of snow.
Gigantic jolly giants live way up in the clouds,
In castles made of snow.

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15) Animal Olympics

Robby Rambo was a fan of
Dan the dolphin as he swam,
Against the shark and Tam the whale
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics.
Dan the dolphin he came first
Followed close behind with an awful thirst,
Came Samantha shark and Tammy whale
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics.

Harry hare hopped the high jump,
Finlay frog leapt the long jump,
Ted the toad pounced the pole vault
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics.
Jerry giraffe had a laugh at
Harry hippo in the bath.
Ringo Rabbit rowed his raft
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics.

With tremendous trunk and enormous risk,
Shelley elephant hurled the disc.
Bas the bear shot the putt
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics.
Jake the snake made hissing sounds,
Sue kangaroo she jumped around,
Mathew monkey he spun round
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics,
The swan, the seal and Danny duck
Put on their skates and tried their luck.
Swan spun round and seal fell down,
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics,
Ossie ostritch donned his skis
And headed off into the trees.
He dodged the branches with such ease
At the Animal Olympics. Animal Olympics

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16) Alien Rock

Turn around and grab a hand,
A friendly chum who'll understand,
We're gonna dance the distant band,

And do the Alien Rock, the Alien Rock,
You bop till you drop do the Alien Rock.
Alien Rock, the Alien Rock,
Don't ever stop! Bop the Alien Rock.

Throw your arms in to the air, yeah yeah yeah,
Wave them round without a care, yeah yeah yeah,
Twist your body everywhere, that's the way,

And do the Alien Rock, the Alien Rock,
You bop till you drop do the Alien Rock.
The Alien Rock, the Alien Rock,
Don't ever stop! Bop the Alien Rock

Wibble wobble clap clap, yeah yeah yeah,
Pat yourself upon the back, yeah, yeah, yeah,
You've just survived a dance attack from Planet Zak,

From an Alien Rock, an Alien Rock,
You've bopped till you dropped done the Alien Rock,
The Alien Rock, the Alien Rock,
Don't ever stop! Bop the Alien Rock

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17) Let's Play

Hey hey, let's Play,
Let's chase the time away.
Come and meet the crew,
Scotty and Lulu,
You're friends here today.
We'll run, have fun,
Jump higher than the sun,
Checking out new stuff,
With Mr. Fluff the magical wand.

Let's share, we care,
Our friends are everywhere.
With our sing along,
Yes we all belong,
You can all join in our song.

Hey hey, let's Play,
There's lots we want to say.
Dressing up with friends,
We can all pretend,
Clap your hands shout horay!

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18) Aitken Drum

There was an old man lived in the moon,
Lived in the moon, lived in the moon.
There was an old man lived in the moon,
And his name was Aitken Drum.
And he played upon a fiddle, a fiddle, a fiddle.
And he played upon a fiddle,
And his name was Aitken Drum.

And his face was made of pizza, pizza, pizza.
His face was made of pizza,
And his name was Aitken Drum.
And he played upon a fiddle, a fiddle, a fiddle.
And he played upon a fiddle,
And his name was Aitken Drum.

And his hair was made of spaghetti,
Spaghetti, spaghetti.
And his hair was made of spaghetti,
And his name was Aitken Drum.
And he played upon a fiddle,
A fiddle, a fiddle.
And he played upon a fiddle,
And his name was Aitken Drum.

And his arms were made of sausages, sausages.
And his arms were made of sausages,
And his name was Aitken Drum.
And he played upon a fiddle,
A fiddle, a fiddle.
And he played upon a fiddle,
And his name was Aitken Drum.

Along came Mr Greedy Guts,
Greedy Guts, Greedy Guts.
Along came Mr Greedy Guts,
And He ate up Aitken Drum.
And he even ate the fiddle,
The fiddle, the fiddle.
And he even ate the fiddle,
And he ate up Aitken Drum.

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19) Creatures of the Earth

I'm a hippopotomus.
I love mud, sloppy mud.
Happy hippopotomus! Mud's a must for me.
I'm a hairy centipede.
I've got legs, lots of legs.
Hairy, scary centipede! Lots of legs on me.

I'm a flutter butterfly.
I've got wings, coloured wings.
Flutter little butterfly, coloured wings on me.
We're the creatures of the earth,
Living free happily,
All we ask is you take care of the earth for us!

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20) Another New Adventure

Adventure, adventure.
We're going to explore find gifts galore.
Adventure, adventure.
Through thick and thin we'll battle and win,
Get all your things it's time to begin,
Another new adventure.

If you see some snakes wriggling in the grass
Then stamp your feet like this:
Stamp! Stamp! Stamp!
If you hear some lions snoring in the trees
Then creep so quiet like this:
Creep! Creep! Creep!

If you feel the fear of a crocodile's smile
Then splash the water like this:
Splash! Splash! Splash!
If you smell the scent of a wandering skunk
Then cover your nose like this
Pooh! Euuhh! Euuhh!

Adventure, adventure.
We're going to explore find gifts galore.
Adventure, adventure.
Through thick and thin we'll battle and win,
Get all your things it's time to begin,
Another new adventure.

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21) Five little Wizards

Hey ho! What do you know?
Five little wizards sitting in a row.
Mr Whizz said a spell with a big "Yo ho!"
Wham, crash, bazuba and flash!
Leaving four little wizards and one friendly crow.

Hey ho! What do you know?
Four little wizards and one friendly crow.
Mr Whizz said a spell with a big "Yo ho!"
Wham, crash, bazuba and flash!
Leaving three little wizards and two friendly crows.

Hey ho! What do you know?
Three little wizards and two friendly crows.
Mr Whizz said a spell with a big "Yo ho!"
Wham, crash, bazuba and flash!
Leaving two little wizards and three friendly crows.

Hey ho! What do you know?
Two little wizards and three friendly crows.
Mr Whizz said a spell with a big "Yo ho!"
Wham, crash, bazuba and flash!
Leaving one little wizard and four friendly crows.

Hey ho! What do you know?
One little wizard and four friendly crows.
Mr Whizz said a spell with a big "Yo ho!"
bazuba and flash!
Leaving no little wizards and five friendly crows.

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22) Agent '97

I'm Agent '97, Agent '97.
I'm smart, I'm fast, I'm never ever last.
I'm Agent '97.
Superman's no match for me.
The Power Rangers are history.
Spiderman's a wimpy flea. Cos I'm Agent '97.

I'm Agent '97, Agent '97.
I'm smart, I'm fast, I'm never ever last.
I'm Agent '97.
Buzz Light Year has shed a tear.
The Mutant Ninja Turtles are shakin' with fear,
Batman and Robin have changed career,
Cos I'm Agent '97.

I'm Agent '97, Agent '97.
I'm smart, I'm fast, I'm never ever last.
I'm Agent '97.

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23) The Alphabet Rap
A for the adder that ate the ant.
B for the beetle that broke the branch.
C for the cat that chased the crow.
D for the dog that dug a hole.
The A,B,C,D, alphabet,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.

E for the eagle that eyed the eel.
F for the frog that frightened the fish.
G for the goose who's good at golf.
H for the hippo and the hungry horse.
The A,B,C,D, alphabet,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.
I for iguana with an itchy itch.
J for the jumping jelly fish.
K for the kitten that kissed the kid.
L for Larry the leaping lamb.
The A,B,C,D, alphabet,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.

M for the mouse that married the mole.
N for the newt and O for owl.
P for the panda with the pretty white patch.
Q for the quack of the quiet duck.
The A,B,C,D, alphabet,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.

R for the rhino that ran in a race.
S for the swan that sang a song.
T for the toad that tickled the trout.
U for udder under the cow.
The A,B,C,D, alphabet,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.

V for the vulture that visited the vet.
W for whale who whistled at work.
X for X-ray and Y for yak.
Z for the zebra who's name was Zak.
The A,B,C,D, alphabet,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.
The A,B,C,D, alphabet,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,
V,W,X,Y,and Z,
Now you know the A to Z,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.
Now you know the A to Z,
Sing it every night before you go to bed.

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24) Beans

Beans, beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat the more you sing.
The more you sing the better you feel.
So eat my beans with every meal.

Come on down and buy some beans,
Cos beans means protein in you teens.
So everyone should eat their fill,
Of gorgeous, scrumptious, beautiful beans.

Yes these are the beans that dreams are made of,
These are the beans that dreams are made of,
These are the beans from which dreams are made!
Beans means dreams.

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25) Thanks to Everyone

Well it's thanks to you Lulu,
And it's thanks to Scotty too.
Thanks for all the fun - everyone!

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