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Sing along to the 'GO!' CD:

All lyrics and songs: @ Scotty and Lulu.

01.
Bounce
02. Come On
03. Wide Mouth Frog
04. Splash
05. Wake Up!
06. Playground
07. Pooh Versus Shoe
08. Dance Laugh Play
09. Naughty Scotty

10. We are the Robots
11. AEIOU
12. You Can Do Magic
13. Ten Steps
14. King of the Trees
15. When the Moon is Full
16. Witch of the Mist
17. Ryan the Giant
18. Dreams
19. Boombadaway
20. Hokey Kokey
21. Come On (reprise)

1) BOUNCE
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
One thing that I love to do
When I'm with you and skies are blue is bounce
Up and down I bounce around
Boing diddy boing my favourite sound let's bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Like a bouncy ball I show them all
Bouncing tall above them all let's bounce
I'd love to bounce in outer space
I'd disappear without a trace let's bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

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2) COME ON
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Come on come on
Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on
Jumping up and down with Scotty and Lulu
Jumping up and down with Scotty and Lulu
Jumping jumping
So come on dance along with our song
We wanna see you dancing cos
You can't go wrong when you dance come on
Turning round and round with Scotty and Lulu
Turning round and round with Scotty and Lulu
Turning turning
So come on dance along with our song
We wanna see you dancing cos
You can't go wrong when you dance come on
Hopping all around with Scotty and Lulu
Hopping all around with Scotty and Lulu
Hopping hopping
So come on dance along with our song
We wanna see you dancing cos
You can't go wrong when you dance come on
Come on come on come on
Come on come on come on
Come on come on
Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on come on

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3) WIDE MOUTHED FROG
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

"Hello everybody it's me the wide mouthed frog from Scotland.
I'm going for a wee wander through the forest"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest he meets a tall giraffe
"Hello there big man. I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"I'm a tall giraffe and I like eating leaves"
"Oh really that's brilliant. Well I've got to go now bye"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets some cheeky monkeys
"Hello I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"We're the cheeky monkeys and we like eating nuts"
"Oh that's fantastic. Have a nice day then toodiliooo!"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets a herd of elephants
"Hello I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"We're the elephants and we like eating grass"
"Oh that's amazing I'd better go before you guys step on me

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets a hissing snake
"Hello there I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects. Who are you?"
"I'm a snake and I like eating small animals"
"Oh really well em oh is that the time I'd better be going"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets a crocodile
"Hello there I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects. Who are you?"
"I'm a crocodile and I like eating wide mouthed frogs from Scotland"
"Oh oh oh really oh really oh really well you don't see many of them around
here now do you mate? Anyway I've got to go now bye byeee"

"Hello everybody it's me the wide mouthed frog from Scotland.
I'm going for a wee wander through the forest"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest he meets a tall giraffe
"Hello there big man. I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"I'm a tall giraffe and I like eating leaves"
"Oh really that's brilliant. Well I've got to go now bye"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets some cheeky monkeys
"Hello I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"We're the cheeky monkeys and we like eating nuts"
"Oh that's fantastic. Have a nice day then toodiliooo!"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets a herd of elephants
"Hello I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"We're the elephants and we like eating grass"
"Oh that's amazing I'd better go before you guys step on me

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets a hissing snake
"Hello there I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"I'm a snake and I like eating small animals"
"Oh really well em oh is that the time I'd better be going"

Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
Hopping through the forest hopping through the forest
Wide mouth frog is hopping through the forest
He meets a crocodile
"Hello there I'm a wide mouthed frog and I like eating ants and insects.
Who are you?"
"I'm a crocodile and I like eating wide mouthed frogs from Scotland"
"Oh oh oh really oh really oh really well you don't see many of them around
here now do you mate? Anyway I've got to go now bye byeee"

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4) SPLASH
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Lying on the beach on holiday when he passed me by
Felt a surge of electricity when I caught his eye
I won't let no opportunity ever pass me by
So I walked on up and said to him 'Will you be my guy'

I could feel her eyes a watching me when I passed her by
So I stopped and paddled in the sea till I caught her eye
I'm too shy for opportunity so they pass me by
Then she walked on up and said to me 'Will you be my guy?'

Summer of love summer of chocolate ice creams
Summer of love summer of dreams
Splash hear them laughing
Dancing in the waves with their smiles and shades
In a flash it all happened
You and me are one now the fun's begun

So we spent our summer holidays playing in the sand
Eating sweets and splashing in the sea always holding hands
Then the time came when we had to say all our last goodbyes
So we kissed each other on the cheeks tears were in our eyes.

Summer of love summer of chocolate ice creams
Summer of love summer of dreams
Splash hear them laughing
Dancing in the waves with their smiles and shades
In a flash it all happened
You and me are one now the fun's begun

So I took this opportunity and got down on one knee
Held her hand and gently said the words "Will you marry me?"
She just smiled so did her family at the sight of me
Said "That's cute but you are only four and I am only three"

Summer of Love summer of chocolate ice creams
Summer of love summer of dreams
Splash hear them laughing
Dancing in the waves with their smiles and shades
In a flash it all happened
You and me are one now the fun's begun.
Splash hear them laughing
Dancing in the waves with their smiles and shades
In a flash it all happened
You and me are one now the fun's begun
Splash!

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5) WAKE UP!
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Wake up wake up you sleepy head
Cos there's a beautiful day ahead
Get up get up get out of bed
Wake up you sleepy head

The mattress springs are sucking me in
My delightful double duvet has got me pinned
I don't know what to do I just can't move
I can't wake up my sleepy head

My perfect puffy pillow is stuck to my head
The rest of my body feels as heavy as lead
Drifting out of dreams what do they mean?

Wake up wake up you sleepy head
Cos there's a beautiful day ahead
Get up get up get out of bed
Wake up you sleepy head


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6) PLAYGROUND
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Twisting in the playground spinning on the roundabout
Round and round the roundabout faster faster we all shout

Spinning round and round feet don't touch the ground
Swinging up and down this is our playground

Hanging from the monkey bars climbing on the playground car
Fly a rocket up to Mars faster faster past the stars

Spinning round and round feet don't touch the ground
Swinging up and down this is our playground

Racing down the curly slide better than a fairground ride
Holding hands we close our eyes faster faster side by side

Spinning round and round feet don't touch the ground
Swinging up and down this is our playground

We go up we go down we go spinning around
We go up we go down we go spinning around
We go up we go down we go spinning around
We go up we go down we go spinning around
In our playground


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7) POOH VERSUS SHOE
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Judge : Order in the court. Next case please
Voice : Yes your honour it's "Pooh versus shoe"
Judge : Call the accused
I was walking down the road on my way to school
In the middle of the pavement sat a doggy stool
Felt my foot slide saw my shoe glide
Went on a pooh ride fell on my back side
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?
There's pooh on my shoe what can I do?
What can I do? There's pooh on my shoe
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?

Should I brush it? should I scrape it?
Should I crush it annihilate it?
Use a stick gave it a flick so it flies off bit by bit
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?
There's pooh on my shoe what can I do?
What can I do? There's pooh on my shoe
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?

Smells disgusting nostril busting
Can't believe my shoes are rusting
It's all tangled in the spikeys
Of my spankin' brand new Nikes
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?
There's pooh on my shoe what can I do?
What can I do? There's pooh on my shoe
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?
Judge : Oh yes thank you thank you that's quite enough.
Prosecution call the witness.
Voice : Yes your honour. From the pooh's point of view.

I was sitting on the pavement gently steaming in the sun
When a stranger on his mobile talking loudly to someone
Stumbled forward I tried to call out but I guess it was too late
Shoe descended and where it ended swiftly sealed my fate
Last thing I saw as the sky turned dark was
Size 10 Air cushioned and the Nike trade mark

Pooh on my shoe what can I do?
There's pooh on my shoe what can I do?
What can I do? There's pooh on my shoe
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?
There's pooh on my shoe what can I do?
What can I do? There's pooh on my shoe
Pooh on my shoe what can I do?

Judge : Shoe is guilty of careless, inconsiderate and irreparable damage.
You are sentenced to 100 hours community service.
And in future pooh please plonk yourself at the side of the pavement.
Case dismissed

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8) DANCE LAUGH PLAY
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Woooooooooooooow
Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way
Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way
We've started raving our hands are waving
We've got a craving for fun and play
We're all bopping there's no stopping
The kids are rocking today hey hey hey

Clap your hands clap your hands
Stamp your feet stamp your feet
Stretch up high stretch up high
Now crouch down low
Woooooooooooooow

Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way
Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way
We've started raving our hands are waving
We've got a craving for fun and play
We're all bopping there's no stopping
The kids are rocking today hey hey hey

Dance like Lulu dance like me
Dance like Scotty dance like me
Stretch up high stretch up high
Now crouch down low
Woooooooooooooow

Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way
Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way
Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way
Dance laugh play sing today do it the Scotty and Lulu way Hey hey


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9) NAUGHTY SCOTTY
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Put a spider in the bed of my Uncle Ned
Pulled the stuffing from the head of my sister's Ted
Turned the poor dog red with the paint in the shed
Scotty you're so naughty
Hoi naughty boy hoi naughty boy
Hoi naughty boy Scotty you're so naughty

Ate the whole of a cake that my mum just baked
Kicked a big pile of leaves that my dad just raked
Made my Auntie shake with my little pet snake
Scotty you're so naughty

Hoi naughty boy hoi naughty boy
Hoi naughty boy Scotty you're so naughty

Put a worm in the pocket of my teacher's dress
Left my toys on the floor it was such a mess
Fed my dinner to the dog and I couldn't care less
Scotty you're so naughty

Who did that? It wasn't me!
Who spilled this? I don't know!
Where's my hat? It's on your head
Scotty you're so naughty
Hoi naughty boy hoi naughty boy
Hoi naughty boy Scotty you're so naughty

Played ring bang scoosh and I hid in a bush
Let my hamster loose in my grannies hoose
Hurled a pile of abuse at my Uncle Bruce
Scotty you're so naughty
Hoi naughty boy hoi naughty boy
Hoi naughty boy Scotty you're so naughty
Hoi naughty boy hoi naughty boy
Hoi naughty boy Scotty you're so naughty


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10) WE ARE THE ROBOTS
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

We are the robots we are the robots
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots
We are the robots we are the robots
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots

I am a robot he is one too
Made out of metal stuck together with glue
He moves slow I move fast
We'll move forever we're built to last
We are the robots we are the robots
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots
We are the robots
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots

Wherever we go you're in control
Pressing our buttons running the show
Turn left turn right stop turn around
Finish your chores then shut yourself down
We are the robots "Shut yourself down!"
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots
We are the robots "Shut yourself down!"
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots
We are the robots "Robot Revolt sector 23"
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots
We are the robots "Robot Revolt sector 23"

We are the robots we are the robots
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots
We are the robots we are the robots
We are the ro ro ro ro ro ro robots

Wherever we go we're in control
Pressing our buttons running our show
Turn left turn right stop turn around
We'll finish our chores then shut ourselves down


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11) AEIOU
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Five little vowels in the alphabet
A E I O U
They all play a part so you can't forget
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U

Five little vowels in the alphabet
A E I O U
They all play a part so you can't forget
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U

A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U
A E I O U

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12) YOU CAN DO MAGIC
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Tell me a tale daddy tell me no lies
Sing me a song daddy a sweet lullaby
Help me to see daddy I don't understand
Help me to sleep daddy don't know if I can

Why do they shout daddy? Why do they fight?
Why do they kill daddy? Tell me is this right?
Why do they cry daddy? Why do they weep?
Why so much fear daddy? Why can't I sleep?

I can hold your hand help you to understand
But life is at your command

You can do magic you can do magic you can do magic
You can do magic you can do magic you can do magic

So when your day is done when your web is spun
I can take you there take you anywhere
Anywhere anywhere anywhere

You can do magic (x6)....

We can do magic (x4)....

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13) TEN STEPS
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

One Step two steps three steps four
Five steps six steps seven steps more
Eight step nine step ten step roar
Ten steps more to the candy store

One Step two steps three steps four
Five steps six steps seven steps more
Eight step nine step ten step roar
Ten steps more to the candy store

One Step two steps three steps four
Five steps six steps seven steps more
Eight step nine step ten step roar
Ten steps more to the candy store


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14) KING OF THE TREES
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

We interrupt this recording to bring you live coverage from the Worldwide Jungle Wrestling Championship in South America. And here he is please welcome to the ring in the red corner the undisputed Chimp of the world . . . Mr Junga Joe

I'm the king of the trees can't you see that?
I'm the king of the trees can't you see that?
I'm the king of the trees can't you see that?
Come and wrestle me

And in the blue corner the ramadama ding dong of rain forest wrestlers the challenger from the jungles of Papa New Guinea. The one and only . . . Mr Killa Gorilla

I'm the lord of the leaves can't you see that?
I'm the lord of the leaves can't you see that?
I'm the lord of the leaves can't you see that?
Come and wrestle me

Round one Junga Joe leaps forward. He spins round with a high flying karate kick. Gorilla sees it coming and deflects it with a left chop throwing Junga Joe against the ropes. He rebounds with a tree swinging summersault and lands behind the great ape. He grabs his arm pulls him down. It's an arm stretching, toe tickling head hold. And the first round goes to Mr Junga Joe!

I'm the king of the trees can't you see that?
I'm the king of the trees can't you see that?
I'm the king of the trees can't you see that?
Come and wrestle me

Round two Gorilla is up first. There is no holding him back. He attacks with a fur flying buckle bursting banana burp. Junga Joe is caught in the downdraft and stumbles under the shock. Gorilla grabs him. It's a shoogie woogie shoulder hold. What speed what reactions. The ref is counting down three two one. Gorilla wins round two!

I'm the lord of the leaves can't you see that?
I'm the lord of the leaves can't you see that?
I'm the lord of the leaves can't you see that?
Come and wrestle me

Round three and the two wrestlers are on their feet circling each other eyeing for opportunity. They leap forward . . . ow . . . it's a head on collision. They're both lying on the floor. It's a double knockout. The superstars of jungle wrestling are seeing stars. Well I guess that's it from the Jungle Wrestling Championship in South America. Back to Scotty and Lulu in the studio.


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15) WHEN THE MOON IS FULL
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

When the moon is full the werewolves howl ahooo
When the moon is full the werewolves howl ahooo
When the moon is full the werewolves howl
The doggies growl and the cats miaw
On this winter night when the moon is bright
Do not go out alone!

When the moon is full and the air is cool beware beware!
When the moon is full and the air is cool beware beware!
When the moon is full and the air is cool
Witches and ghouls will play the fool
On this winter night when the moon is bright
Do not go out alone!

When the moon is full the werewolves howl ahooo
When the moon is full the werewolves howl ahooo
When the moon is full the werewolves howl
The doggies growl and the cats miaw
On this winter night when the moon is bright
Do not go out alone!


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16) WITCH OF THE MIST
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

I'm the witch of the mist
They all think I'm round the twist
But I don't care cos I don't share
Cos everything is mine

Mine mine mine
I'm having a jolly good time
When everything I see is mine mine mine
Mine mine mine
I'm having a wonderful time
You see there's nothing that I can find
That isn't mine!

I'm the witch of the mist
They all think I'm round the twist
But I don't care cos I don't share
Cos everything is mine

Mine mine mine
I'm having a jolly good time
When everything I see is mine mine mine
Mine mine mine
I'm having a wonderful time
You see there's nothing that I can find
That isn't mine!


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17) RYAN THE GIANT
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

I'm Ryan Razzle my home's a castle
A sparkling castle in the sky
I don't like hassle I love falafels
And little tassles on my tie
I'm Ryan the giant a tall and handsome giant
Ryan the giant the grandest in the land

Long long ago I fell to earth
When some young rascal robbed me of my worth
And here I wander I'm all alone
With dripping ceilings and dreams of home
I'm Ryan the giant a tall and handsome giant
Ryan the giant the grandest in the land

And what I hope for oh what I long for
Is that sweet castle in the sky
Oh what I live for what I'd give for
A one way ticket way up high
I'm Ryan the giant a tall and handsome giant
Ryan the giant the grandest in the land



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18) DREAMS
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

I've done the dishes fed the fishes
Walked the cats and wished my wishes
But they never come true no they never come true
I've cleaned the beams repaired the seams
Swept the floor and dreamt my dreams
But they never come true no they never come true

All I ask is for is a house in the sun
Somewhere to chill out and have some fun
All I ask for a life with a view
A beautiful place where my dreams come true

I've done the dishes fed the fishes
Walked the cats and wished my wishes
But they never come true no they never come true
I've cleaned the beams repaired the seams
Swept the floor and dreamt my dreams
But they never come true no they never come true

All I ask is for is a house in the sun
Somewhere to chill out and have some fun
All I ask for a life with a view
A beautiful place where my dreams come true
All I ask is for is a house in the sun
Somewhere to chill out and have some fun
All I ask for a life with a view
A beautiful place where my dreams come true
Is this too much to ask? Is it such a terrible task?



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19) BOOMBADAWAY
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Boombadaway boombadaway
Boombadaway boombadaway
Whatever you're scared of you can scare off boombadaway
Whatever you're scared of you can scare off boombadaway
Boombadaway boombadaway boombadaway boombadaway

A monster under your bed a troll in your head
You can scare them away all you've got to say boombadaway
But what happens if a big hairy troll jumps out from the closet and eats my shoe? Boombadaway
Or a purple spotted lizard creeps out from behind my toys and steals ray gun? Boombadaway
Or a three eyed mud monster rolls out from the bushes and gobbles up my apple? Boombadaway
Whatever you're scared of you can scare off boombadaway
Whatever you're scared of you can scare off boombadaway

Don't be scared of life don't be scared
Take it in your stride don't be scared
It will be alright it will be alright boombadaway boombadaway


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20) HOKEY KOKEY
Trad. Arr. Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

You put your right arm in your right arm out
In out in out and shake it all about
You do the Hokey Kokey you turn around that's what it's all about
Say Yeah!

You put your leg foot in your right leg out
In out in out and shake it all about
You do the Hokey Kokey you turn around that's what it's all about
Say Yeah!

You put your right ear in your right ear out
In out in out and shake it all about
You do the Hokey Kokey you turn around that's what it's all about
Say Yeah!

Put your whole self in put your whole self out
In out in out and shake it all about
You do the Hokey Kokey you turn around that's what it's all about
Say Yeah!


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21) COME ON (Reprise)
Harvey/Ligertwood @ Scotty and Lulu

Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on

So come on sing along with our song
We want to hear you singing
Cos you can't go wrong when you sing come on
Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on come on Scotty and Lulu
Come on come on come on

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